The Pistons – A Team of Male Models?

by | Aug 28, 2009 | 19 comments

It’s not uncommon for children to follow in their parents footsteps career wise.  Seriously how many NBA, NFL and MLB sons are in the league right now?

It’s also not uncommon for parents to want their kids to be something they never were and maybe push them that way.

What am I getting at?  Well I just noticed something the other day…I think Jason Maxiell’s parents were hoping he would be a male model because I had no idea that Jason’s middle name was not “baby eater” but it DIOR.

Yes Dior, Jason Dior Maxiell….  If Jason went that rout he would look a little something like this.

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Not bad huh?

Then I really thought about it, the Pistons would make great models.   Austin Day and Tayshaun Prince have that this wiry frame that fashion designers like Prada love and Charlie Villanueva just has that “look.”

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And Rip…well he likes to be up on his game and considers himself a fash0nista …especially with the furs.

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  1. Amber

    Wow, I didn’t even recognize Maxy. I’m loving the hair. Rip definitely has the attitude and the style to model! Austin doesn’t look bad either. Hilarious post…

  2. Noa Daniely

    Natalie you made my day! hilarious! 😀

  3. Vive'K'ugh NOSIS

    I done
    @ duh $1 Stow

    —“Fore-site” (sike)–

    For Donations.
    It seems that his kneecaps are looking rather weak and SNAP, CRACKLE,
    POP!!! (Bee goin’ duh WEASEL — Elie Wiesel)

    We lub-a-dub-dub: Reverand Jack’son’s Rainbow COAL-il-ITION. Wife cheater.

  4. Ryan

    Hahaha nice!

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  6. Maritn

    you wanna speak english for a change!

  7. Malcom

    Wow…Maxiell is hot! LOL Great Post

  8. Ronnie D.

    I thought that first one was Sanjaya, lol

  9. Jay

    wow (speechless)

  10. Jay

    is it just me, or do tayshaun and austin look the same?

  11. Chad

    whoa prada.. what is up with the 4 button suits…

  12. Dominic

    That was the most severe butchering of the English language I have ever seen in my life. Nowhere in that comment did you come close to making sense.

  13. Casper411Det

    That;s clasic! hahahaha

  14. tim

    Celtics blog?

  15. Richie

    Haha, funny stuff. Rip, Tay and Daye I agree with but I don’t thing that Doir or CV should pursuit a career wit Guci and time soon!

  16. WILL frm Tn

    wow natalie, u late… real late! u jus now findin out maxes middle name is dior? wikipedia anyone? or even lol

  17. guy

    its stupid posts like this that make me enjoy DbB SO much more.


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