The Pistons – A Team of Male Models?

by Natalie Sitto | Aug 28, 2009 | 19 comments

It’s not uncommon for children to follow in their parents footsteps career wise. Seriously how many NBA, NFL and MLB sons are in the league right now?

It’s also not uncommon for parents to want their kids to be something they never were and maybe push them that way.

What am I getting at? Well I just noticed something the other day…I think Jason Maxiell’s parents were hoping he would be a male model because I had no idea that Jason’s middle name was not “baby eater” but it DIOR.

Yes Dior, Jason Dior Maxiell…. If Jason went that rout he would look a little something like this.


				
					
					
									
										
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Not bad huh?

Then I really thought about it, the Pistons would make great models. Austin Day and Tayshaun Prince have that this wiry frame that fashion designers like Prada love and Charlie Villanueva just has that “look.”

Austin Day, Tayshuan Prince, Charlie Villanueva are Prada Models

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And Rip…well he likes to be up on his game and considers himself a fash0nista …especially with the furs.

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19 Comments

ChaoticDiva on August 28, 2009 at 10:28 am

LOL!!! That would be funnny.
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Amber on August 28, 2009 at 10:54 am

Wow, I didn’t even recognize Maxy. I’m loving the hair. Rip definitely has the attitude and the style to model! Austin doesn’t look bad either. Hilarious post…
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Noa Daniely on August 28, 2009 at 12:59 pm

Natalie you made my day! hilarious! 😀
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Vive'K'ugh NOSIS on August 28, 2009 at 1:53 pm

I done
SAW
R.I.P.
@ duh $1 Stow
axing

—“Fore-site” (sike)–

For Donations.
It seems that his kneecaps are looking rather weak and SNAP, CRACKLE,
POP!!! (Bee goin’ duh WEASEL — Elie Wiesel)

We lub-a-dub-dub: Reverand Jack’son’s Rainbow COAL-il-ITION. Wife cheater.
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Ryan on August 28, 2009 at 2:43 pm

Hahaha nice!
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Ryan on August 28, 2009 at 2:44 pm

wut
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Maritn on August 28, 2009 at 4:04 pm

you wanna speak english for a change!
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Malcom on August 28, 2009 at 5:11 pm

Wow…Maxiell is hot! LOL Great Post
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Ronnie D. on August 28, 2009 at 5:25 pm

I thought that first one was Sanjaya, lol
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Jay on August 28, 2009 at 5:58 pm

wow (speechless)
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Jay on August 28, 2009 at 5:59 pm

is it just me, or do tayshaun and austin look the same?
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Chad on August 28, 2009 at 7:43 pm

whoa prada.. what is up with the 4 button suits…
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Dominic on August 28, 2009 at 9:20 pm

That was the most severe butchering of the English language I have ever seen in my life. Nowhere in that comment did you come close to making sense.
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Casper411Det on August 28, 2009 at 9:37 pm

That;s clasic! hahahaha
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tim on August 28, 2009 at 10:07 pm

Celtics blog?
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Richie on August 29, 2009 at 1:51 am

Haha, funny stuff. Rip, Tay and Daye I agree with but I don’t thing that Doir or CV should pursuit a career wit Guci and time soon!
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mannie32 on August 29, 2009 at 11:58 pm

carlos arroyo to make his triumphant return to the nba

http://realgm.com/src_wiretap_archives/61353/20090829/bulls_could_sign_carlos_arroyo/
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WILL frm Tn on September 4, 2009 at 7:23 pm

wow natalie, u late… real late! u jus now findin out maxes middle name is dior? wikipedia anyone? or even ask.com lol
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guy on September 11, 2009 at 1:18 am

its stupid posts like this that make me enjoy DbB SO much more.
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