Bill Walton The Bachelor

by | Jun 13, 2006 | 2 comments

Most of you know by now that I think Bill Walton is a Tool. Listening to him call a game is worse than a bout of food poisoning. Well I came across this YouTube gem of Bill as “The Bachelor”. This clip is priceless, I think my favorite line is, “his voice is so deep that sometimes when he talks my chair vibrates.” Whoever is responsible for this, hats off.


  1. Anonymous

    Love it, anthing that goof Walton is allright with me. Loved the way the guy made fun of his voice. Dead on!

  2. nate

    Hilarious…can’t stand Bill Walton, let alone his constant anti-piston comments. The best was when we were playing the Suns at the Palace during a game he was announcing….Phoenix had an amazing first half, and Bill was loving it, you could tell. He stated ripping on the Pistons for thinking they can just turn it on whenever they want…well that’s what we did, stormed back in the 4th quarter and won. He barely commented during the 4th…it’s truly a great day for the game of basketball when Bill Walton goes speechless.


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