Clown Shoes

by | Jun 12, 2006 | 88 comments

I don’t know if it’s just me or not but Dwyane Wade’s shoes strike me as funny. Maybe it’s the combination of the “black tights” look and the shoes but the whole white front and black back make them look like Clown Shoes to me.

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88 Comments

  1. Anonymous

    wow that so funny they do look like clown shoes GO MAVS SWEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  2. Anonymous

    Hahaha, that is hilarious. Dwayne Wade is pretty much a big joke!

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  3. Anonymous

    From a pistons fan, I think his shoes are tight

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  4. James

    Someone finally said it, I have been thinking the same since he started wearing them, they just don’t look quite right.

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  5. Anonymous

    your awesome

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  6. THOR

    Natalie your so silly!
    But your right he is a clown prince! And that’s all i’m going to say!

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  7. Anonymous

    natalie, i HATE miami, but you shouldnt keep posting all these photoshop pics, its funny, and its a joke and all but, you might have some angry miami fans who go and say: “We beat detroit ion the playoffs” just saying. Mavs are gonna win, DEETROIT BASKETBALL!

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  8. Natalie

    I am not worried about Miami Fans they did beat us and they will say it anyway. It’s not about Miami or Wade, it’s the shoes.

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  9. Anonymous

    Wow visiting this site is like taking a trip through Sesame Street. Grow up already with your lame pictures. Now your poking at his shoes? Gimme a break. Stop being a bitter fan.

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  10. Austin

    I agree with Anonymous, I hate the Heat and I want the Mavs to win it all, but i do think that D. Wades shoes are TIGHT!

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  11. Austin

    I agee with Anonymous, I do hate the Heat and I want the Mavs to win it all, but I do think that D. Wades shoes are TIGHT!

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  12. Anonymous

    SO we CAN say we beat miami last year!

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  13. Jessica

    Whatever Natalie puts up here, its HER opinion. It’s HER website. If she wants to make fun of Wades SHOES (she obviously said it wasnt about him)then she can. And I dont think it’s like taking a trip through Seasame Street either. We all are just making light of the situation.

    GO MAVS

    P.S.- Did anyone see Shaq trying to open his car with a SLIM-JIM?! What an idiot!

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  14. TVBrain

    That’s how big they looked when he was standing on Tayshaun Prince’s neck in the conference finals.

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  15. Anonymous

    Anyone put an AMBER ALERT on D. Wade’s game yet????

    Or do the Refs have to come in and “help” him find it???

    TO the bitches complaining, go start your own website, idiots.
    This is NEED4Sheed, not Iloveheat.

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  16. KaLiBLeeK

    Haha. Nice photo, even if I’m a Heat fan.

    I like the shoes. They remind me of those old GP shoes from the late 90s, the ones that zipped up.

    In fact, I owned a pair of those. And I own a pair of those D-Wade shoes. Haha!

    They might look like clown shoes to y’all, but they’re comfortable as hell when you’re playing ball.

    :o)

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  17. Anonymous

    natalie keep make the funny pics GRAET SITE

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  18. KaLiBLeeK

    Yeah, the black tights DO NOT help. Good thing I don’t wear tights when I wear ’em, or I’d probably look ridiculous.

    Of course, wearing those tights outside of an NBA game, you’d look ridiculous period.

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  19. Natalie

    Natalie, coming from another Natalie, I love your site. I love the pictures. You make me smile even when my Pistons lose. Thanks and keep up the great work.

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  20. Anonymous

    This stuff is great!!!!!!
    Keep it up!!!!!!1

    -Pistons fan from C-town

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  21. mike

    Natalie, I also love your photoshopped pics. Keep ’em coming.
    However, I have an unrelated question… Apparently there is a 5 minute 2006 season retrospective that’s been airing on FSN. It’s a montage set to some Greenday song. Unfortunately, I haven’t seen it. Have you? And if so, any chance it could wind up on the site?

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  22. Nate

    On a local radio station here, they were talking about how many shoes they owned and such during the morning show. The topic came up of who owns the most shoes…you guessed it, Dwayne Wade…reported to have over 3,000 pairs of shoes.

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  23. Anonymous

    Come on, it’s all in good fun. She’s just joking around. Natalie, keep it up. Us Pistons fans definitely enjoy all the funny pictures, and love the site!!

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  24. Anonymous

    I think Dwyane Wade is faking injuries and illness. Jordan wannabe. Why else would the Heat have a Jordan jersey hanging in their arena? Ever notice that when players are playing through injuries, when asked about how it feels, they usually respond, “It’s alright, I’m liuke 90%. It’s cool”, but then Wade is like, “Yeah, it hurts real bad, but I gotta persevere for the good of the team” or some tripe like that?

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  25. Anonymous

    Any comments this morning on Wade’s shoes? Thats right you dont fucking have any.

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  26. Anonymous

    If the man scores 42 points and grabs 15 boards, he can wear flip-flops if he wants. D-WAAAAAADE BASKETBAAAAAL!!!!

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  27. s.c.

    anonymous, you’re a tool. you and all your other fellow pistons fans just cant seem to give wade his props, even though he kicked your team’s ass. seriously, some of you pistons fans need to grow up and get over it. the heat is better than you. wade is better than all 5 of your starters.

    enjoy watching the rest of the finals on t.v., just as i’m sure the pistons players are enjoying watching it too.

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  28. Tom

    S.C.

    Why are you here if your not a Pistons fan. WHy don’t you grow up and frequent Miami Heat websites instead of trolling other websites and posting nonsense.
    Nobody said DWade was a bad player and nobody dissed the Heat.. Get over yourself and don’t cry when the Mavs hand you an whoooopin!

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  29. Anonymous

    s.c. heat didnt beat pistons the pistons beat the pistons and the heat are going to loss in 5! the is not the better team they got lucky. last year it was wades ribs this year it was sheed ankle next year when both team are health pistons well win and s.c. y u on the site if like the team MAVS IN 5

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  30. Anonymous

    O AND S.C. THE HEAT GOT LUCKY IN GAME 3 MAVS ARE OWN IN GAME 4 AND THEY WIN BY 19 IN GAME 5 AND THEN BEY BEY NO MORE FAINLS FOR THE HEAT U BETTER ENJOY THE HEAT IN FAINLS THIS IS UR FRIST AND LAST TIME U WELL BE SEEING THEM SHAQ GETTING OLD WHEN HE RETIRES THE HE ARE NOT GOING TO GET NO WHERE CLOSER THE THE SAMI FAINLS AND THEN TOP 3 TEAM WELL BE THE PISTONS AND THE CAVS AND MAVS

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  31. Anonymous

    DALLAS MAVERICKS=2006 NBA WORLD CHAMPIONS!!!

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  32. frankie

    Anyone that postd this picture of him is gay he playes threw the flu and knee proublems. i think its pretty sick that you dont thing he is a worrior mavs are going down

    GO HEAT

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  33. frankie

    wade is a worrior. i think it is sick that you would make fun of him.ur just jealous that the pistons are out, they suck thats why. better luck next year. mavs are going down in 6.

    GO HEAT

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  34. k-lo

    i love the pistons to death, but wade is awesome. tracy mcgrady, kobe, and him are my favorite players outside of the pistons roster.

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  35. John

    Hey Frankie..
    Why the F&^% are you on a Pistons site anyway. I can tell by the comments that you are about 11-13 years old. Come back when you grow up.

    GO MAVS

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  36. Anonymous

    frankie u fag heat did not beat the pistons the pistons beat the pistons hey remeber a lil rib propmle with wade this year sheed ankle heat loss in 5

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  37. Anonymous

    john ur wrong hes like 9-11 year old but i agree with u 100%

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  38. Anonymous

    I see most of you are still pissed that Pistons lost to heat and now rooting for Mavs…Oh and by the way, Heat won game in game 4 so it won’t end in 5 games and the Mavs got owned in game 4.

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  39. Anonymous

    lmao he beat your team in those shoes ahaha

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  40. Anonymous

    THE BANDWAGON JUMPERS SUDDENLY SHOW UP NOW THAT THE HEAT TIED THE SERIES 2-2. WHERE YALL AT WHEN MAVS WERE UP 2-0 ?, THAT’S WHAT I THOUGHT! NOWHERE! MAVS IN 6!!!!

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  41. Anonymous

    Watch all the bandwagon jumpers(heat fans) will be quiet once again when the mavs win game 5 in the heats own building! Mavs will dismantle the heat team for good after they win a championship!

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  42. Anonymous

    yeah I have been thinking that to because my freind mentioned that when I was wearing my converse dwayne wade shoes 2 weeks ago. I haven’t worn them since. Instead I have been wearing my sweet blue and red air jordans.

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  43. Anonymous

    yall are stupid his shoes are raw, the pistons suck, they done with, they aint gonna dominate anymore, its the heat, and wade is the next jordan so get off his nuts. and his shoes are raw u just hate that u coulda took him but yall took darko. get off his nuts

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  44. Anonymous

    D WADE OWNEd you guys. he beat the pistons and you all r just mad about that. your hole so called superstar team doesnt have n e one with a pair of their own shoes so stopp hatting them and learn to love them. The Heat r gonna win the title and you guys will accept that you lost to the NBA Champions. THE heat rule and D WADE owned the Pistons. GOooo HEAT!!!!!

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  45. Anonymous

    go mavs in 7 wade well get hurt in game 6 o and heat fan i didnt see u on here we the were down 2-0 bandwagon jumpers ( heat fans) on u guy r going to suck when shaq gos u olny make it to the sami fainl wade need some one to feed of when shaq gos nothing to feed of and the pistons r going to own u next year go mavs ( HEAT FANS BANDWAGON JUMPERS)

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  46. Anonymous

    FUNNY WHEN THESE WANNABE NUMBNUT HEAT FANS ALL THE SUDDEN SHOW UP WHEN THE HEAT LEAD THE SERIES. YOU WILL GO BACK TO YOUR CAVES WHEN THE MAVS WIN THE TITLE IN DALLAS IN GAME 7

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  47. Anonymous

    If wade owns the pistons, then why did the pistons own wade in the 2005 Eastern conference finals? Maybe cause wade SUCKS! HEAT payed off the pistons to lose! They did not earn it as you can tell by the officating!

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  48. Anonymous

    yall are some haters…the boy is good dont try to deny it yall jus mad because pistons aint in it…dont worry about 2005 eastern conference finals because this is 2006.

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  49. Anonymous

    Do not be mad because Dwyane wade took the pistons all by hiself…making fun of dwyane’s shoes is not going to make the pistons better.

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  50. Anonymous

    Pistons beat wade and the Heat in 2005! Been there done that! MICHIGAN OWNS FLORIDA!

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  51. Anonymous

    MICHIGAN STATE BEAT FLORIDA IN THE 2000 BASKETBALL NCAA CHAMPIONSHIP! WHEN DID FLORIDA EVER BEAT A MICHIGAN TEAM IN A TITLE??? NEVER! I TOLD YALL THAT FLORIDA FANS CAN HAIL HAIL TO MICHIGAN! NOW BOW DOWN, AND TELL ME MICHIGAN IS THE GREATEST, NOW GET ON YO FEET!!!

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  52. Anonymous

    How nice, this is like the shittest NBA finals ever….

    Anyone else notice how many fouls were called on Dallas and how many on Miami???

    Miami is a joke and the NBA is a joke. Riley again proves that being an evil coniving Dick head, you can win because Stern and the refs got your back.

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  53. Anonymous

    i read a couple of the comments and i agree with the ones that hate wade and the heat(alonzo is cool) but wade is a joke i hate his shoes thats why nike didnt sign him because they have better players like lebron and kobe so wade had to go to a bootleg brand like converse for those fake ass wade shoes the reason why i hate the heat is because of ignorant fans that only know how to go for the team thats winning they dont even know the teams name.last thing wadse shoes should be sold at payless shoes because they have no grip at the bottom

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  54. Anonymous

    Haters be gone… The MIAMI HEAT have won the NBA Championship!!!

    GO HEAT!!!!!

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  55. Anonymous

    i swear dwyane wade didnt get mvp of the finals and they didnt beat the shit out of the mavs four games in a row. dwyane is awesome and his shoes are bad ass. you all cant talk your teams all lost. GO HEAT NATIONAL CHAMPS ’06!

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  56. Anonymous

    “Pistons beat wade and the Heat in 2005! “

    -EXCUSE ME? Wade didn’t play in game 6 and wasn’t fully recovered in game 7…pistons got lucky in 2005. This year proves it…No reason to hate such a great player. You will learn to repsect him over time as you did Micaheal Jordan over time (not that I tihnk they are the same…)

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  57. Anonymous

    Wade will never get the respect MJ did! Pistons lost cause sheed and rip were injured, just wait till next year when they beat the heat once again! You are a big poser anonymous above! You didnt show up until the heat started winning! A typical bandwagon jumper florida fan! Like I said, when did a florida team ever beat a michigan team in a major TITLE??? NEVER! I can name when a Michigan team beat a Florida team in a title. 2000 Michigan state VS florida! Michigan state=2000 NCAA Champions! Same year(2000)Michigan STATE beat Florida in football in the Orangebowl! 2005 Pistons beat the Miami heat because the pistons were ALLOWED to play physical, they beat wade up and injured him. So your saying it’s the pistons fault for playing wade physical in 05 and beating him in game 7? LOL your a joke! Just about as laughable as the refs handing games 3 and 5 on silver platter tho the heat to help them win a championship. Oh and by the way this was the least watched NBA finals ever. Thanks for coming out though and nice try Bye bye!

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  58. Anonymous

    If you fart on MJ you got a foul! Same with D-wade! Your so caught up in the media wonderland! MJ is/was and always will be overrated! Isiah Thomas is better than MJ! No team could beat the 89-90 Bad boyz pistons, even MJ could not beat Thomas and the pistons. 89-90 Bad Boyz were the most Physical/Roughest team ever in the NBA! Guys would be hauled off in stretchers when playing the bad boyz!

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  59. Anonymous

    To the person who said Wade did not play in game 6 and was not fully recovered in game 7, Your and idiot! 1 player does not make a whole team. Then we can say the pistons lost because Sheed and rip were both playing on ijuries!*rolls eyes*. I would be embarresed if I were you coming into a pistons chat room chanting go heat, when the heat Paid for there title, and not earned it!

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  60. Anonymous

    ya’ll some damn haters! but its all good cause that CLOWN carried MIA to a championship! where’s the mavs right now?? sitting at home. what about miami? oh, where out partying with our rings! HAHAHAHA

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  61. Anonymous

    When you say that Wade’s shoes are like clown shoes it is insulting him. Especially with the clown hair and nose. He beat the Mavs and got MVP in those shoes.

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  62. Anonymous

    Miami heat paid for there rings, ohh and this was the lowest rated NBA finals ever, so NOBODY CARES ANYWAYS!

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  63. Anonymous

    Im a Miami Heat Fan. What happened wit the Mavs sweeping miami. Miami took out the broom and sweeped the mavs

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  64. Anonymous

    How did they sweep the mavs,when the mavs won the first 2 games? Explain? Last time I checked, a sweep is when you beat a team 4-0 in the series not 4-2! Oh yeah you also claim your a heat fan eh? I bet you werent a heat fan when detroit beat miami last year in game 7 in miamis building! Your just like the rest of the heat fans(bandwagon jumpers). I cannot wait until the heat lose in the playoffs next year, AND WATCH THE BANDWAGON TIP OVER! Everyone will jump off the bandwagon! Then they will jump on the pistons bandwagon like they did in 2004 against the overrated lakers! NEXT!

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  65. Anonymous

    Miami fans are really pistons fans cause they come in here on a pistons-based website!

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  66. Anonymous

    MICHIGAN OWNS FLORIDA!

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  67. Anonymous

    To the miami heat fan from florida! Michigan owns florida, we beat the heat in 2005 IN miami, in game 7, Don’t use the wade was HURT excuses either because we can say sheed and rip were hurt this year in 06. GO back to 2000, In the NCAA National Championship, it was Michigan State VS Florida, Michigan State beat Florida to win the Title! Same year Michigan state beat Florida in in NCAA football in the Orangebowl! I will debate anyone from florida why michigan is better, richer and better at sports!

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  68. Anonymous

    i am a huge heat fan and own these shoes so we are the champs n thats all that matters detroit and mavs are garbage n i like how the mavs were going to sweep the heat

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  69. Anonymous

    You mean your a HUGE bandwagon jumper!lol not heat fan!lmao

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  70. Anonymous

    wade and the heat are not that good, remeber the refs helped them win the championship!

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  71. Anonymous

    wade is choking himself in this picture, shows the heat would be chokers if they didnt have the refs on there side

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  72. Anonymous

    I have three words for yah, MVP!!!

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  73. Anonymous

    i agree with u but i like the shoes n have them

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  74. Anonymous

    the heat are the best team of all time and it sucks that the pistons got out by the heat( we all knew it was going to happen). rasheed is just jelous wwade has his own shoes unlike the big crybaby(sheed) u guys are jelous no one can stop wade he could beat the whole team with his eyes close and one arm behind his back GO HEAT BABY WORLD CHAMPIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  75. Anonymous

    Heat are the world champs!!!!!!!! All of you who have no life and can only make fake fun of dwyane wade? you are patheticly aweful! Wade is gonna mvp of 06-07 season im calling it right now!! Pistons suck!!!!!!!Rasheed wallace is the biggest cry-babby ever!all he can do is throw up shots and hope they go in and when they dont he crys abput? They must have gotten his name confused with some1 who was trying 2 get drafted into the WNBA!Wade’s World Baby!!!! Heat!!! WORLD CHAMPIONS!

    GO HEAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  76. Anonymous

    MIAMI HEAT= WORLD CHAMPIONS!!!!!
    GO HEAT!

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  77. Anonymous

    MINE IS THE 1 ABOVE AGAIN, I MEANT 2 TYPE NATTILIE HAS NO LIFE! SORRY

    GO HEAT

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  78. Anonymous

    i like rainbows

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  79. Anonymous

    rainbows are preteey and i smell like shit

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  80. Anonymous

    to the person who said d-wade is a big joke—
    was d-wade a joke when he scored 17 strait points in the regular season against detriot to win. NO, i didnt think so. so keep your mouth shut and before you write this stuff use you common sense, if piston fans have any.

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  81. Natalie

    To the KID who keep leaving all the negative comments, nobody will ever see them so you can just stop. They won’t get published.

    If you can’t make a comment without swearing, degrading people or acting like your 12 then there is no place for you here. Go to a Dwayne Wade website and bestow your love upon him there.

    If not just keep wasting your time!

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  82. Anonymous

    Florida owns Michigan.
    the gators and the heat both won the championships. Florida owns the nation.

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  83. Anonymous

    You tell me to stop acting like a 12 year old, but your the one making fun of d-wade and the rest of the heat team. You guys stiink and lost to us, we’re world champs. So stop making excuses for you and yor fellow piston fans. And obviously some1 saw my comments cause u see them. And if noone is gonna see this than ur website is crap.

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  84. Anonymous

    Sorry about Ben Wallace.

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  85. Anonymous

    in 2005 it was his ankle… in 2006 he was “sick” “wasnt feelin too good” and still hes playin… boooo hooo… nobody gives a shit… that was juss another excuse juss in case heat lost again juss like how in 2005 the excuse was wade had an injured ankle and if they had lost this year their excuse would have been wade was “sick”… BULLSHIT!!!

    the PISTONS are the shit… I LOVE THEM!!! GO PISTONS!!!

    hope to see watching the PISTONS winning the championship next year!!!

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  86. Anonymous

    HaHaHa not funny. All of you Piston and Maverick fans that make fun of Wade kiss my ass. He balled all of you up in the playoffs and became NBA Finals MVP. He’s going to the Hall of Fame for his heroics. HaHaHa bitches!

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  87. t-griff

    u bag wade bout his shoes cause its the only flaw u can find in his game (plus its not even really a flaw)

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