Shaquille O’Neal’s Retirement Options

by | May 23, 2006 | 10 comments

As Shaquille O’Neal’s NBA career comes to an end, I am sure he is looking into retirement options. His rap career didn’t go that smoothly and his acting won’t win him any Oscars in the near future. I see a very bright future for him in the Diet and Exercise Industry.

As a person who struggled with weight issues through the years, Shaq’s recent successful weight loss could make him a poster child for a new diet system. Maybe he could partner up with Richard Simmons and bring new life to Richard’s Diet System Deal-A-Meal.

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  1. tiff

    Yikes! Thats funny…um scary…um…funny….I can’t decide. Are shaq-attacks involved in this diet plan? If so, I’m out.

    p.s. Great site, but time to update the banner… we are half way there on wins!!

  2. SammeeLicious


  3. Anonymous

    Hi i’m a long time need4sheed lover and have my own well xanga all about the bad boys of Detroit if you ever have the time to visit and leave me a comment it’s: Pistons_World

    Sincerely a fellow Detroit fan

  4. Anonymous

    Wow. Your really stretching now. These pics are NOT going to help you beat the Heat. But it is fun nonetheless.

  5. Anonymous

    The pictures aren’t meant to help…
    Only the Pistons can help the Pistons!

    The Pictures are just funny as hell.

  6. Anonymous

    I checked out that xanga that kid left a comment about it’s very cool it’s all about the Pistons and I like it.

  7. Anonymous

    Go Pistons!!!

    Thanks for keeping this site up. I love it. This is the first thing I check to get me going on game days. Appreciate all the hard work you put in for the rest of us Pistons fans. Also glad to see you and the site getting some press. It is well deserved.

    Now, let’s go show the Heat what happens in the Palace…

  8. Anonymous

    Let’s destroy the Heat and move on to the Suns, shall we?:)

  9. Anonymous

    Wow, this website is really stupid… You never have anything intelligent to say, just stupid photoshopped images after every game. Go to to listen to somebody who knows what they are talking about and has half a brain.

  10. Anonymous

    Wow–great game! That pic is funny of ShaqDiesel.
    I can’t resist, how’s it feel to lose to a ballerina?


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