Exclusive – Michael Curry’s Pink Slip

by Natalie Sitto on June 30, 2009

If you didn’t know already, Michael Curry was fired today and Need4Sheed got an exclusive look at his Pink Slip.

I know, I know….I’m horrible.

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jayhurst June 30, 2009 at 3:54 pm

TWO WORDS for Joe.D AVERY JOHNSON nuff said……

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Amber June 30, 2009 at 3:56 pm

I think I’d rather Detroit get anyone except Avery Johnson.

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theotherwasillmatic June 30, 2009 at 4:04 pm

give Bill Laimbeer his chance

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Alwayzreal June 30, 2009 at 4:14 pm

I love it!!!!!!!

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Kblair June 30, 2009 at 4:16 pm

any chance of gettin bill laimbeer? or is he done with coaching?

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B June 30, 2009 at 4:19 pm

wow, thats kind of harsh. I realize most people didn’t like curry but some of you are just being a-holes. I actually feel bad for curry if he ever were to visit this site

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The Fluidics June 30, 2009 at 4:32 pm

The 2008-2009 season was kind of harsh. I’ll be called an A-hole if that’s the price for getting rid of dead weight Curry. And if Curry can’t handle some ribbing on the internets, he shouldn’t be in the public eye.
PUMPED.

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B June 30, 2009 at 4:33 pm

just saying seems a little disrespectful and immature to me

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Natalie Sitto June 30, 2009 at 4:37 pm

It is, but if you know me and follow the site you know it’s all in good fun. I actually felt Curry got a raw deal from the beginning.

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The Fluidics June 30, 2009 at 4:38 pm

I felt the team got a raw deal, because Curry was never qualified or prepared to be an NBA head coach. That is a very exclusive job that he didn’t deserve, and Joe is about 6 months late on the firing.

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Natalie Sitto June 30, 2009 at 4:41 pm

Agree with that too…

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Mike June 30, 2009 at 4:42 pm

Lol, I laughed, it is just a joke, some people are completely overreacting and need to grow up.

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cptdeath June 30, 2009 at 4:52 pm

i will quit watching forever unless they get lambier. spend the sallery cap on restoring the deffensive trademark style with lambier as an expeert. he could beat phil jackson. I said before i’ll quit watching unless they fire clipboard curry. without lambier we let our legacy slip away for another decade at least. i would have to blame dummars for this unforgivable mistake in missing this oppertunity. let the shock go and now what are we going to win. maybee we could hire katie smith as our new head coach. he traded chauncey we went from 8-0 to 0-8 instantly. #%^& him.

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cptdeath June 30, 2009 at 4:55 pm

ow and avery johnson is dumb and a looser. and chris bosh is soft.

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cptdeath June 30, 2009 at 4:59 pm

whenever anybody put a cammera on curry during a game he looks at his clip board, then his watch then looks back and forth to see if were still looking. during time outs the team would surround rip hamilton while curry sat at the end of the bench looking back and forth. the team doctor and assistant coaches explained all the plays in the huddle while curry pretended to listen not really interested.

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Amer ican Prince June 30, 2009 at 4:59 pm

i swear natalie you cease to surprise me. This post made my eyes go wide. I was like Natalie is a gangsta, she tells it like it is. (FYI that could be a cool post, seeing you in gangsta gear or something)

But anyway yeah i know you are kidding natalie, you are great.

And i agree with fluidics.

It was so hard to be interested in the Pistons of late because this wasn’t even a rebuilding team, it was a team rebuilding to rebuild. Everything was about capspace.now it’ll be fun to see what happens next

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Amer ican Prince June 30, 2009 at 5:03 pm

also i just read the chris mcclosky article. Does understand why firing Curry would help keep Dyess? I know Curry had some beef with Rip and other players. I never heard really anything about a beef with Dyess. But if there was I am on Dyess’s side everytime

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Rashid Umar June 30, 2009 at 5:06 pm

Damn Natalie! LOL

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PistonsFan June 30, 2009 at 5:09 pm

1) Check this link out
http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=4111305

2) Not a big Curry fan, but he didn’t get a fair shot at all… not with Iverson there

3) Laimbeer is the next Pistons coach.

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Amer ican Prince June 30, 2009 at 5:18 pm

some good news carlos boozer is staying in utah
I would prefer Paul Milsap or Mehmet Okur anyway.

Does anyone think with Yao getting hurt maybe it’s the Houston trainers? I know he’s out next season and possibly beyond, but I do keep wondering what would his career be like with someone like Arnie Kander. Just a thought.

Sorry for so many posts, I can get a little obsessive when I’m excited about something

I agree with your #2 Pistons Fan

And I would like to see Laimbeer in an assistant coaching spot first, no need for another first year NBA coach at this point

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Terrie Godde June 30, 2009 at 5:55 pm

YEAH!!!!!!!!! I was worried about Joe Ds mind this past year!!!! The best news I’ve had in a long time!!!!!

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Ryan June 30, 2009 at 6:03 pm

Joe’s #1 target for free agency should be Bill Laimbeer! :-D

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Lori June 30, 2009 at 6:12 pm

Yay!!! I knew Joe would come through. I can’t wait to see who we’re going to get! I agree with American Prince, no more first year coaches, please.

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Alwayzreal June 30, 2009 at 6:21 pm

Man please….. int this economy especially in Michigan, who gets fired but yet is still owed 5million for the next two years……The guy was never qualified for the job and he knew that…. Just sucks that it took a wasted season and a hurtful one I might add for him to get canned…..good riddance and thnk goodness

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Alwayzreal June 30, 2009 at 6:24 pm

He was doomed right after the Billups trade went down…the guy was a bum as player so it was only right that he was gonna be a bum coach.. He has a hell of a mouthpiece behind the cameras that is..He basically talked himself into that Head coaching job…

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andrew June 30, 2009 at 6:25 pm

joe d is mediocre at best, you deserve to symphty now because you’re the one who hired the guy, this coach shuffle is retarded and needs to stop, you WILL never find a coach who earns respect of every single player on the roaster, should have sticked with flip or LB

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big B June 30, 2009 at 6:34 pm

haahhahahaahahha ohh my god this is the best day of my life ,, im happy the bald headed ugly punk is outa this team , joe d , u better pick up a good coach not a cheap ass coach that will cost us the championship , good luck this year my detroit pistons , #1 fan big B :-)

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Chungi June 30, 2009 at 6:42 pm

The cartoon heads on the left now smile brighter than ever

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Blam June 30, 2009 at 6:46 pm

Why they dont even consider Laimbeer ? ;( He cant be that bad !

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mannie32 June 30, 2009 at 7:25 pm

love this site, but i’d say this post is a little tasteless

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Clinton June 30, 2009 at 7:27 pm

BUH BUH BUH BUH BYEEE CURRY… That was my curry impersonation with the stutters

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Fariduddin June 30, 2009 at 7:28 pm

good move and i wish Mike Curry the best. i’ve expressed several times that the offensive was suspect and players didn’t seem to respect his B-Ball IQ. Avery or Doug might be a good look. im feelin Doug! High IQ of the game….

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Chris June 30, 2009 at 7:36 pm

theres rumors we might get him or Doug Collins, damn this is gonna be a good season!

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Mike June 30, 2009 at 7:53 pm

I would laugh if Allen Iverson was named head coach.

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Nate June 30, 2009 at 8:15 pm

Had to be done, plain and simple. If Curry would of shown some promise, then he probably would of been given another year. The fact was though, the team got progressively worse and he lost respect from the players.

I’m from San Antonio, and the big rumor going around here is that Sheed was in San Antonio last week.

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Nate June 30, 2009 at 8:16 pm

Maybe because Bill already has a job lined up.

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deep June 30, 2009 at 8:17 pm

dream come true :}

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Richie June 30, 2009 at 9:39 pm

Agreed.

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Richie June 30, 2009 at 9:39 pm

He wants to coach in the NBA. I’d love to have him or Avery.

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Richie June 30, 2009 at 9:40 pm

Agreed. He’s going to get 5 million dollars to do nothing next season. I don’t feel bad for him at all.

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Richie June 30, 2009 at 9:42 pm

I don’t see anything wrong with the Pink Slip, Nat. It was a rough season for multiple reasons, and Curry wasn’t the right fit. Too much on his plate to start with. I think he’d do better with a young team and a couple of NBA seasons under his belt.

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Richie June 30, 2009 at 9:46 pm

I agree that Laimbeer is a great opportunity but the rest of what you said is a joke. Avery Johnson was the ’05-’05 coach of the year. He has posted a coaching reccord of 194-70, which means his teams won about 74% of their games. How does that make him a loser. Calling Chris Bosh soft is laughable too.

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Richie June 30, 2009 at 9:47 pm

That’s about 30% true.

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Richie June 30, 2009 at 9:52 pm

Bill Laimbeer was a champion player and champion head WNBA coach for years. He’s ready to be a head coach in the NBA.

Yao’s trainers aren’t as good as Arnie, but it’s not their fualt that he breaks bones in his feet. You’re not dealing with pulled muscles or bruised ribs; you’re tealing with a guy who plays soft and gets major injuries, probably due to his large, frail structure.

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Richie June 30, 2009 at 9:54 pm

How about we hire Rasheed Wallace as head coach? Huh, huh? Anybody? :p

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A Pistons fan June 30, 2009 at 10:14 pm

Coach of the Pisons?

Pistons*

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JanScholl June 30, 2009 at 10:16 pm

OOOH Can I send one like that to a couple of people? I made a lot of people smile today when I told them the good news.

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Amer ican Prince June 30, 2009 at 10:28 pm

not that i want him to be a coach but just for the sake of debate no one has really mentioned sam mitchell from toronto.

haha richie, well sheed already said when he retires he’s not coming back to basketball, but we all know he could probably do something as a coach

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melvin June 30, 2009 at 10:49 pm

it was a good decission from joe d. firing up curry.
i’m so excited that curry was fired. im happy for that development. hehehehe

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KleenGee June 30, 2009 at 11:15 pm

nice pink slip Natalie. thumbs up on the fun

Joe, please do not hire Doug Collins. smart guy, but I hear he is a “high maintaince” guy
Avery doesn’t want the job. he’s got a cush job on espn.

Laimbeer seems like a good fit. He’ll surprise people with a +.500% season

what do people think about Patrick Ewing? he’s looking for a hc job. and it would be just what Kwame needs if he is our starting big guy. oh man, that doesn’t sound good. Kwame starting, ouch

that means it’s up to you Mr. Dumars to go after the best big guy. Houston will be competing for one too.

Okur is with Utah. What about Gortat? the german caveman from L.A.? trade for Tyson Chandler? or….
Resign Sheed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Resign Sheed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Resign Sheed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Resign Sheed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Resign Sheed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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