With Cleveland comes Varejoke

by Natalie Sitto on May 19, 2007

The Pistons face the Cavaliers in the Eastern Conference Finals. What does that mean for the Pistons and their fans? It means that Detroit will be subject to one of the most annoying players on the planet, Clownfish Varejao.

In Cleveland he’s known for the energy he brings off the bench. Just about everywhere else Sideshow Bob Varejao’s game is nothing more than a mop top flopping all over the floor.

Around these parts Varejao isn’t well liked, in fact outside of Cleveland he’s nothing more than a clown who’s idea of playing defense is trying to draw charges.

So Pistons fans, get ready for The Flopper.

{ 58 comments… read them below or add one }

Anonymous May 28, 2007 at 7:58 am

Varejo dominating a game–now that’s a good one!

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Anonymous May 31, 2007 at 5:06 pm

Vare-Fro is gay, he needs a hair cut and needs to stop copying wallace, ben. LeBron is a stupid nigger

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Anonymous May 31, 2007 at 5:16 pm

whatever ben wallace’s hair hasnt always been a flippin fro so shut up!! anderson is soo hot and hes had that fro since well ferever!!! hes hott leave him alone cavs r gonna kick but especialy if lebron has a good game!

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Anonymous May 31, 2007 at 5:57 pm

god stupid mcdyess? got kicked out for hurtin my baby!! ha ha

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Steve Z June 1, 2007 at 1:14 pm

i think its funny that you guys joke about him… he sucks but thats beside the point…

he’s about to go to the NBA finals to lose to my spurs babyyyy

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Anonymous June 2, 2007 at 7:15 pm

ur spurs r gonna beat us the cavs
i dont think so
spurs get ready were comin fer yah
after were done with these clowns the pistons

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Anonymous June 3, 2007 at 9:55 am

a ton of thanks to rasheed for running his huge mouth!!! we could of and wouldve done it without yah!! thanks to hamilton for fouling out and thanks to u pistons fans for non of ur support
cavs r NUMBER 1 and chris webber:
we’re the best athletes in the world not the PISTONS
ha ha ha ha
we r the eastern conference champions!!!!!
thanks again and remember
gooooooo cavs!!!
ohhhhh yeeaaah!!!!
spurs watch out here we come ur next 2007 nba CHAMPIONS
ur CLEVELAND CAVALIERS!!!!

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Anonymous June 18, 2007 at 5:43 pm

i actually <3 him... yes he's a flopper so whattt...HE'S A HOT SEXY BEAST and ur just jealous that the cavs made it into the finals but the pistons didn't... so ur taking it out on us and our players... and yeah im a cavs fan... yeah... i was so angry at mcdyess for doing that to him... YEAH EASTERN CONFERENCE CHAMPIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CAVS ROCK ON… CANT WAIT TILL 2007/2008 SEASON

besides u all are angry b/c u dont have andy (<3) on ur team!!!!!

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